A Movie Script Ending

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

this-isnt-a-banana:

You see this mother fucker right here? This is a coffee machine, toaster oven, and pot-heater all in one. Picked this up at a garage sale the other day, and now my breakfast makes itself while I’m in the shower. Want soup, toast and coffee for breakfast? Pop it all in and come back later. Best invention ever.

this-isnt-a-banana:

You see this mother fucker right here? This is a coffee machine, toaster oven, and pot-heater all in one. Picked this up at a garage sale the other day, and now my breakfast makes itself while I’m in the shower. Want soup, toast and coffee for breakfast? Pop it all in and come back later. Best invention ever.

sixpenceee:

themrcreepypasta:

sixpenceee:

Can someone just donate to me 6 inches of height?? Thanks

image

Well played, well played

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that

THAT THING RIGHT THERE

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.